I have a mighty need for David Tennant to be a Scottish pirate in one of the future Pirates of the Caribbean movies and I don’t even care if a Scottish pirate makes any sense I mean have you seen those movies
Scottish pirate sounds very reasonable considering Scotsmen are known for being quite seaworthy. I can totally see DT as a mixture of the characters Peter Vincent from “Fright Night” and the Ghost of Christmas Present from “Nan’s Christmas Carol”. He would totally wear eyeliner, gold earings, long dark hair, stubble or goatee facial hair, long leather coats, a few chains, but very stylish and sexy.
A captain of his own ship, a slightly flamboyant and flirtatious pirate that knows how to woo the ladies but he is a fraud and its all just an act. He’s part Dread Pirate Roberts of “Princess Bride” in that he is feared, quick-witted and clever as well as taking over the reputation of a former captain. He is also part Captain Shakespeare of “Stardust” in that he is not as cruel or evil as his reputation depicts because he is only acting a part and his crew totally supports his lies to carry on the legend of the Captain.
Can you imagine the fun the writers would have having references to Captain Jack? Which means John Barrowman should totally be DT’s right hand man on the ship. Can you also see Johnny Depp drinking rum and DT drinking midori, sharing a bucket of chicken wings, as DT’s character confesses he is just an actor playing a part?
Why isn’t this a thing. Someone needs to write this. We need fan art, and a storyboard pronto!!